Just Like A Dream: Jason Kipnis Crushes Dong At Fenway Park
Show me show me show me how you do that Kip the one that makes me scream, she said the one that makes me laugh, she said and threw her arms around my neck …JUST LIKE A DREAM. Other fun Jason Kipnis antics at Fenway: Jason Kipnis, career at Fenway:
Wayne Seldon’s Uncle’s Reaction Sums Up Dunks
Yesterday, Wayne Seldon dunked. His uncle reacted. This is everything I’ve ever felt, ever.
A List Of Quarterbacks I Would Prefer to Matt Saracen
Matt Saracen throws a football like an art school-bound introvert who stutters too much and is not qualified to be the quarterback of a pee-wee team from Vermont, let alone the main snap-taker of a perennial state championship contender in Texas high school football. This is a in-exhaustive list of people or things I would...
Say It Ain’t So: Your Raw-As-Fuck 2016 Super Bowl Mailbag
For the uninitiated: this is my third annual Super Bowl Mailbag. That feels like an accomplishment. The following takes are based on questions my friends submitted to me. This is actually the first year I had too many questions (and too much work to do!) to answer all of them, so big time apologies to...
Post Malone explains “White Iverson” on Rap Genius, Is a Fucking Idiot
You’ve probably heard the song “White Iverson” by Post Malone. It probably got stuck in your head afterward too. There is no shame in that – the song is undoubtedly catchy, and if you like basketball then you like Allen Iverson, and thus the song probably piqued your interest. But the question must be posed:...
Bob Nightengale’s “Chemistry in Baseball” Take Is Too Hot To Be Real
Bob Nightengale writes about baseball for USA Today and has now forced The Clown Show out of hibernation with the hottest take of the summer. Don’t blame me, folks. Blame Bob. Bob’s title is chronic, radioactive click-bait in its raw form: “From Field To Front Office, Many Believe Chemistry Still Matters In Baseball.” You hear that...
Marshawn Lynch, The Tune Squad, and Your 2015 Super Bowl Mailbag
There is nothing like the Super Bowl: shitty beer, junk food, and two teams that you don’t really like, playing in a game that will probably be a shitty, lopsided-affair, despite the pundits’ predictions on the contrary. Let’s take this time to answer some pressing questions — sometimes even relating to the Super Bowl itself —...
Stephen Curry Plays The Sport Formerly Known As Basketball
This strikes me as the type of thing Steph made up in the middle of doing it. I’m not even sure you could practice that move if you wanted to: it’s pure instincts, and Joakim Noah would probably not always be available for posing on his heels like a damn deer in headlights. Anyway, the Warriors...
