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16 Affordable Places You Won't Go If You're Young, Broke, And Currently Reading This

16 Affordable Places You Won’t Go If You’re Young, Broke, And Currently Reading This

A couple of years ago I wrote some vitriolic words clowning on a clickbait blog post called “50 Non-Cliched, Unpredictable Places To Travel To In Your 20s” because that shit was dumb as hell. Well, folks, it’s only so often that The Clown Show is forced out of retirement these days, but tonight was one such occasion,...
Pigskins, Eliteness, and Tom Brady the Fuck Boy: Your 2017 Super Bowl Mailbag

Pigskins, Eliteness, and Tom Brady the Fuck Boy: Your 2017 Super Bowl Mailbag

Hello and welcome! Glad you could make it. For the fourth year in a row, I took some questions from friends and answered them. This year, many of them actually have to do with the Super Bowl, which is a change of pace, but I’m all for it. As always, I look forward to being...

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Just Like A Dream: Jason Kipnis Crushes Dong At Fenway Park

Just Like A Dream: Jason Kipnis Crushes Dong At Fenway Park

Show me show me show me how you do that Kip the one that makes me scream, she said the one that makes me laugh, she said and threw her arms around my neck …JUST LIKE A DREAM. Other fun Jason Kipnis antics at Fenway: Jason Kipnis, career at Fenway:
Ricky Bones

Ricky Bones

Ricky Bones.
Wayne Seldon's Uncle's Reaction Sums Up Dunks

Wayne Seldon’s Uncle’s Reaction Sums Up Dunks

Yesterday, Wayne Seldon dunked. His uncle reacted. This is everything I’ve ever felt, ever.
A List Of Quarterbacks I Would Prefer to Matt Saracen

A List Of Quarterbacks I Would Prefer to Matt Saracen

Matt Saracen throws a football like an art school-bound introvert who stutters too much and is not qualified to be the quarterback of a pee-wee team from Vermont, let alone the main snap-taker of a perennial state championship contender in Texas high school football. This is a in-exhaustive list of people or things I would...
Say It Ain't So: Your Raw-As-Fuck 2016 Super Bowl Mailbag

Say It Ain’t So: Your Raw-As-Fuck 2016 Super Bowl Mailbag

For the uninitiated: this is my third annual Super Bowl Mailbag. That feels like an accomplishment. The following takes are based on questions my friends submitted to me. This is actually the first year I had too many questions (and too much work to do!) to answer all of them, so big time apologies to...
Post Malone explains "White Iverson" on Rap Genius, Is a Fucking Idiot

Post Malone explains “White Iverson” on Rap Genius, Is a Fucking Idiot

You’ve probably heard the song “White Iverson” by Post Malone. It probably got stuck in your head afterward too. There is no shame in that – the song is undoubtedly catchy, and if you like basketball then you like Allen Iverson, and thus the song probably piqued your interest. But the question must be posed:...
Bob Nightengale's "Chemistry in Baseball" Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale’s “Chemistry in Baseball” Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale writes about baseball for USA Today and has now forced The Clown Show out of hibernation with the hottest take of the summer. Don’t blame me, folks. Blame Bob. Bob’s title is chronic, radioactive click-bait in its raw form: “From Field To Front Office, Many Believe Chemistry Still Matters In Baseball.” You hear that...
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The Clown Show Has Peaked

The Clown Show Has Peaked