“Everyone just chill,” is exactly what I expect Andy Dalton to be saying in his motivational speeches on the sideline.

Some genius on Twitter weighed in:

Brilliant stuff, folks. One person that did not feel he needed to chill was Jeremy Hill, who ran for a whopping 55 yards on 12 carries (he fumbled once, too). Asked why he was so frustrated after the game, Hill said:

“(The Browns), they’re not that good,” he said. “It was on us (Thursday). We gave them the game, in my opinion. They didn’t do anything special. We just gave them the game. They just sat back with coverage the whole day.”

They just sat back in coverage and you couldn’t do anything about it, Jeremy.

Despite the Browns sitting back in coverage — and somehow, simultaneously stopping the Bengals run game — Andy Dalton chilled out and played pretty damn well last night:

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I don’t know what a “2.0 RTG” is, but if it’s anything like ERA, Dalton did his leprechaun parents proud.

Lil’ Roro — who started Andy Dalton in fantasy football last night — weighed in on what he did last night during Thursday Night Football:

“Bottle of wine and True Detective… way better than watching Andy Dalton.”

And who could disagree? Other than us Browns fans that started the Browns’ defense…

We love you, Andy! Now, everybody: just chill.