Alex Gordon Is The Worst
16 Affordable Places You Won't Go If You're Young, Broke, And Currently Reading This

16 Affordable Places You Won’t Go If You’re Young, Broke, And Currently Reading This

A couple of years ago I wrote some vitriolic words clowning on a clickbait blog post called “50 Non-Cliched, Unpredictable Places To Travel To In Your 20s” because that shit was dumb as hell. Well, folks, it’s only so often that The Clown Show is forced out of retirement these days, but tonight was one such occasion,...
Hot Take: The Kansas City Royals Are The Worst

Hot Take: The Kansas City Royals Are The Worst

Last night the Kansas City Royals moved into first place and I immediately felt like vomiting. To be sure, I also hate the Detroit Tigers, who seem to have been atop the AL Central since George W. Bush was our president. But there is something about the Royals that is so much worse, namely, that they...
Alex Gordon Loves Crashing Into Walls And Acting Like a Jackass

Alex Gordon Loves Crashing Into Walls And Acting Like a Jackass

Alex Gordon is the worst. You would know this if you had ever owned Alex Gordon in your fantasy league, or if you have ever watched Alex Gordon play your favorite baseball team 19 times in six months. He’s the ultimate blend of good enough to the point where it feels like he is always...