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Bob Nightengale's "Chemistry in Baseball" Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale’s “Chemistry in Baseball” Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale writes about baseball for USA Today and has now forced The Clown Show out of hibernation with the hottest take of the summer. Don’t blame me, folks. Blame Bob. Bob’s title is chronic, radioactive click-bait in its raw form: “From Field To Front Office, Many Believe Chemistry Still Matters In Baseball.” You hear that...
How Did You Forget About Baseball?

How Did You Forget About Baseball?

Driving home from work on Sunday night, I turned on ESPN radio in hopes of hearing what happened on the final day of Major League Baseball’s regular season. Did the Tigers and Cards clinch? Did the A’s finally limp into the playoffs? Is Derek Jeter’s year-long retirement ceremony finally over? ESPN quickly reminded me that it...
Everything You Need To Know About LeBron Coming Back To Cleveland In One Tweet

Everything You Need To Know About LeBron Coming Back To Cleveland In One Tweet

Wow…Johnny Football. Ricky Vaughn. @NickSwisher. Wiggins. Now LeBron…#ClevelandRocks @ESPNLA710 — Ben Lyons (@iamBenLyons) July 11, 2014 That’s right, folks. Johnny Football. Fictional Person (from early 1990s). .623 OPS. 19-year-old child. And now LeBron James! #ClevelandRocks!
Kazuo Fukumori's Wikipedia Page Is Ridiculous

Kazuo Fukumori’s Wikipedia Page Is Ridiculous

My friend Jesse is visiting me in Vermont this week. Jesse is a baseball enthusiast like myself, so I naturally wanted to show him a book I had picked up on the cheap at a thrift store a number of years ago, Big League Ballparks: The Complete Illustrated History. The book — printed in 2009...
How To Access World Cup Schedule and Results On Your ESPN Mobile App (Because It's Insanely Difficult)

How To Access World Cup Schedule and Results On Your ESPN Mobile App (Because It’s Insanely Difficult)

ESPN’s mobile app, ScoreCenter, is truly the worst. I still use it because I find it comically bad, and therefore, amusing. The latest round of amusement came when I was lying in bed this morning at 10 am. I thought to myself, “I wonder what World Cup games are on today? Perhaps my phone can tell me....
This Fucking Guy Is At A Giants Game Right Now

This Fucking Guy Is At A Giants Game Right Now

  This guy is at the Giants vs. Nationals game right now. There are no other words.   (Big Ups To Jesse For the Pic).