Drunk Power Rankings
MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 7/6

MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 7/6

If there is any doubt about how drunk I am, I want you all to know that I’m watching the Red Sox play the Angels right now. Rather, the Red Sox-Angels game is on in the background. I am hammered like a nail. Let’s get down to it. If anybody actually reads this, a reminder:...
MLB Drunk Power Rankings: 6/28

MLB Drunk Power Rankings: 6/28

Holy shit. I should not be awake. Here it goes, the Drunk Power Rankings: I refuse to look things up, particularly the MLB Standings. 1. Boston Red Sox- I will receive approximately 100 text messages about ranking my least favorite team #1 (then again, all 100 texts will be from my friend, Snoop). I hate...
The Return Of the MLB Drunk Power Rankings: 6/22/13

The Return Of the MLB Drunk Power Rankings: 6/22/13

And here they are! The Drunken Power Rankings, written with absolutely no assistance from anything, especially the MLB standings. If I misplace, badly mis-rank, or straight-up forget a team, oh-fucking-well. Tonight, I bowled a 144, 180, 156 tonight. My girlfriend got pulled over on the way home, and didn’t get a DUI (as she shouldn’t...
MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 6/7/13?

MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 6/7/13?

I’m drunk, and I’m starting a new staple for our site. The Drunken Power Rankings will appear when we are drunk, and feel like power ranking baseball teams. If we forget teams, badly misplace them, or cite facts or statistics that are not actually true, well that is just a consequence of writing while drunk,...