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Bob Nightengale's "Chemistry in Baseball" Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale’s “Chemistry in Baseball” Take Is Too Hot To Be Real

Bob Nightengale writes about baseball for USA Today and has now forced The Clown Show out of hibernation with the hottest take of the summer. Don’t blame me, folks. Blame Bob. Bob’s title is chronic, radioactive click-bait in its raw form: “From Field To Front Office, Many Believe Chemistry Still Matters In Baseball.” You hear that...
Ricky Automatic's Country Fridays: Tyler Farr's "Redneck Crazy" Is Also Really Creepy

Ricky Automatic’s Country Fridays: Tyler Farr’s “Redneck Crazy” Is Also Really Creepy

Last week, we took a humorous look at Scotty McCreery’s McCreepy’s “See You Tonight,” and I took potshots at optimal points in the lyrics. This week, we’ve moved on. And by moved on, I mean we’ve moved on to a different country song. This one depicts abject terrorism on an ex-girlfriend’s world. The song in...
Scotty McCreery's "See You Tonight" Is Really Creepy

Scotty McCreery’s “See You Tonight” Is Really Creepy

If you haven’t noticed before, I am now telling you that I really like radio country. Sure, it’s glorified pop that resembles its ancestry only in the sense that it is music, but radio country is still so much fun. In particular, they say ridiculous things that are delightful to dissect on a level they were...
Josh Hamilton Plays Baseball Stupid, Dreamed About Winning The Home Run Derby Which Is Even More Stupid

Josh Hamilton Plays Baseball Stupid, Dreamed About Winning The Home Run Derby Which Is Even More Stupid

Josh Hamilton slid head first into first base last week and injured his thumb in the process. As a fantasy owner of Josh Hamilton, I am: A) Stupid for having drafted him thinking he might play more than 130 games this season. B) Stupid for letting his fast start get my hopes up that this...