Jason Kipnis
Jason Kipnis reclaimed the title of Greatest Baseball Player Ever last night

Jason Kipnis reclaimed the title of Greatest Baseball Player Ever last night

Hey guys I understand baseball better than you and would like to explain something before you watch the Greatest Catch In ALDS History. Kids are calling it The Catch, actually, it’s already usurped that decent catch by Willie Mays in 1954. What I want to explain, though, is that playing center field is hard! Have...
Here are 11 haikus about Jason Kipnis for no reason in particular

Here are 11 haikus about Jason Kipnis for no reason in particular

Five o’clock shadow For a 7:05 start Kip’s ready to go   You must remember That we are all Kipnises Even you, Gilbert   Bat pointed silly Steadily blinking his eyes Jason Kipnis waits   Once an outfielder Now our team’s second baseman It’s Kip leading off   A towering drive Down the right field line it...
Just Like A Dream: Jason Kipnis Crushes Dong At Fenway Park

Just Like A Dream: Jason Kipnis Crushes Dong At Fenway Park

Show me show me show me how you do that Kip the one that makes me scream, she said the one that makes me laugh, she said and threw her arms around my neck …JUST LIKE A DREAM. Other fun Jason Kipnis antics at Fenway: Jason Kipnis, career at Fenway:
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The Clown Show Has Peaked

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This Is Me Power Ranking The Things That Jason Kipnis Does

This Is Me Power Ranking The Things That Jason Kipnis Does

I’ve had two Heady Toppers. If you don’t know what that means, look it up. As the world’s greatest human being, Jason Kipnis does a lot of things well. How many things? All of the things. But I’m here to power-rank just some of the things he does. 1. Breath oxygen 2. Hold baseball bat...
Jason Kipnis Wins Personal World Series In Seventh Inning, Jason Giambi Wins Game In Ninth

Jason Kipnis Wins Personal World Series In Seventh Inning, Jason Giambi Wins Game In Ninth

Introducing: The Kip Flip. Yes, Jason Kipnis gave the Indians a 3-2 lead with a base knock in the seventh inning. No, it did not win the game, or the World Series. But, to Kipnis, it was worthy of a severe bat-flip. And if #22 is into it, you know Ricky and Roro are on...
MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 8/26

MLB Drunk Power Rankings, 8/26

I am home in Vermont. I am from Vermont. There are approximately 1,200 people who live in this state. They are all really great. They also like to get drunk. As I sit on the couch in my childhood home, my brother and I realized we don’t have any other choice: we’re writing the drunk...
An Umpire Blew A Call On Monday Night, And It Didn't Happen At Fenway Park

An Umpire Blew A Call On Monday Night, And It Didn’t Happen At Fenway Park

While tears and rain were falling in Boston, the Cleveland Indians had a far worse call go against them. It did not decide the outcome of the game, however, and, more importantly, if a blown call happens in Cleveland, did it really happen? Unfortunately, mlb.com seemingly selects at random which of their videos that one...
The 2013 All-Star Game: This Time (and the ten times before) It Counts

The 2013 All-Star Game: This Time (and the ten times before) It Counts

I was napping when the 2013 All-Star Game began. I woke up at what turned out to be the halfway point. I had heard this one counted. I threw on my Jason Kipnis jersey and raced out the door: over to Lil’ Roros house we drove. Pick up some Thai food on the way, pretend...
Jason Kipnis Is Hotter Than a Two-Dollar Pistol (and the Fastest Thing Around)

Jason Kipnis Is Hotter Than a Two-Dollar Pistol (and the Fastest Thing Around)

I will not spend another 500 words writing about Jason Kipnis. I will simply sum up his month of June in two ways: 1. His stats this month: .392/.482/.581/7 steals. And for the record, those stats do not include his 2-2, 2 BB, HR, line from tonight. 2. I’ll let the late George Jones take...