Oakland A’s
The Coliseum Filled with Shit Yesterday, and I'm Not Talking About the M's Bullpen

The Coliseum Filled with Shit Yesterday, and I’m Not Talking About the M’s Bullpen

Unfortunately, the sell out crowd for the A’s – Mariners game on Sunday “overloaded” the sewage system in the Coliseum, causing raw waste to seep into the clubhouses of both teams. How a 6 day home stand with only one sell out could overload a stadium’s sewage system is beyond me, but supposedly this is...
A's 6/16/13 - Ode to the Fat Man

A’s 6/16/13 – Ode to the Fat Man

Starting Pitcher: Colon, 8-2, 2.92 ERA He must be on drugs, right? That is the only way I can fathom Bartolo Colon doing what he’s doing. He dials it up to 95, throws an exploding slider, doesn’t walk a soul, and pretty much goes 6+ without fail. But whether or not he is going to...
Quad-Stage Cold Activation: A Recipe

Quad-Stage Cold Activation: A Recipe

Behold the secret recipe for Quad-Stage Cold Activation. Go forth, my children, and spread it amongst your brethren, whether they be friend or supposed foe. Ingredients: 1 Souvenir Cup (Large, with team logo emblazoned on it) 2 Cans of Coors Light (Two Stage Cold Activation activated, obviously) 1 Entire Tray of Ice Cubes Made of...
A's - 6/6/13: Oakland Hits Only Home Runs, Continues to Deny Existence of Losing

A’s – 6/6/13: Oakland Hits Only Home Runs, Continues to Deny Existence of Losing

Starting Pitcher: Straily, 3-2, 4.67 ERA The matchup for Thursday’s game didn’t look that great to me for the Oakland A’s: Quintana is a better pitcher than most people realize, and Dan Straily has been throwing the ball over the plate at an absurd rate the past few games and doesn’t have the stuff to...