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This Isn't About Race, It's About Facts, So Let's Not Make It About Race

This Isn’t About Race, It’s About Facts, So Let’s Not Make It About Race

  Alex Gordon works hard and so do his teammates and that’s why they are up 2-0 in the ALCS. Adam Jones has a strong personality that Baltimore has fed off of to go down 0-2 in the ALCS. Adam Jones says colorful stuff to the media, and Alex Gordon isn’t available to the media...
How Did You Forget About Baseball?

How Did You Forget About Baseball?

Driving home from work on Sunday night, I turned on ESPN radio in hopes of hearing what happened on the final day of Major League Baseball’s regular season. Did the Tigers and Cards clinch? Did the A’s finally limp into the playoffs? Is Derek Jeter’s year-long retirement ceremony finally over? ESPN quickly reminded me that it...
Alex Gordon Loves Crashing Into Walls And Acting Like a Jackass

Alex Gordon Loves Crashing Into Walls And Acting Like a Jackass

Alex Gordon is the worst. You would know this if you had ever owned Alex Gordon in your fantasy league, or if you have ever watched Alex Gordon play your favorite baseball team 19 times in six months. He’s the ultimate blend of good enough to the point where it feels like he is always...
The MLB's New Instant Replay System Is Almost As Exciting As Our Own

The MLB’s New Instant Replay System Is Almost As Exciting As Our Own

You have probably already heard about Bud Selig’s latest attempt to ruin baseball, once and for all. Selig and his cronies are close to implementing a replay system in 2014 that resembles the one used in the NFL, complete with coaches having the power to challenge calls on the field. No word yet on whether...
I Really Love Hotels and You Are An Idiot If You Don't

I Really Love Hotels and You Are An Idiot If You Don’t

If I could live in a hotel every night of my life, I would. Often people give me a funny look when this revelation rears its head. What’s not to like? Here are five reasons why hotels are my favorite: 1. Ice & Air-Conditioning: I stayed in either a Super 8, Motel 6, Day’s Inn, or one...
How "Giants Fans" Ruined My Life: A Friday Night at AT&T Park

How “Giants Fans” Ruined My Life: A Friday Night at AT&T Park

Everything was going fine until I saw the idiot in the customized Derek Jeter Giants jersey-shirt. I was about thirty dollars into my beers so, it took me a second, but holy shit, that guy was actually wearing a customized Derek Jeter Giants jersey-shirt. There are only three ways this man could have obtained such...