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The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now: An American Classic

The Club Can’t Even Handle Me Right Now: An American Classic

After yet another subpar match on the tennis court, my girlfriend and I went home and did what all Americans would do: listened to Flo-Rida’s 2010 smash-hit, “Club Can’t Handle Me.” It bumped. She danced. I sat down to write something about the glory that is the track. No, folks, this entry has nothing to...
Quad-Stage Cold Activation: A Recipe

Quad-Stage Cold Activation: A Recipe

Behold the secret recipe for Quad-Stage Cold Activation. Go forth, my children, and spread it amongst your brethren, whether they be friend or supposed foe. Ingredients: 1 Souvenir Cup (Large, with team logo emblazoned on it) 2 Cans of Coors Light (Two Stage Cold Activation activated, obviously) 1 Entire Tray of Ice Cubes Made of...