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Your 2014 Cleveland Indians Summed Up By One Ryan Raburn "Throw"

Your 2014 Cleveland Indians Summed Up By One Ryan Raburn “Throw”

Guys, remember how everything is turning up roses in Cleveland right now? How the Cavs signed the best basketball player in the world, the same guy that left their team four years ago, igniting jersey-burning-sessions galore? How the Browns drafted a second-string quarterback who just might be the second-coming of Ryan Leaf (though Manziel, unlike...
Deadspin Really Doesn't Understand How Baseball Works

Deadspin Really Doesn’t Understand How Baseball Works

Last week Deadspin highlighted an adventure Corey Dickerson had on the base paths. The post was titled “Corey Dickerson Boned Himself Out Of An Inside-The-Park Home Run,” and granted, that sounds more interesting than what actually happened: after he hit a triple, the ball squirted away from Brewers’ third baseman Aramis Ramirez and Dickerson tried...
Iker Casillas Wishes He Could Make a Save Like This One

Iker Casillas Wishes He Could Make a Save Like This One

Before Chile’s historic win over the reigning World and European champions Spain, there was a hilarious moment in which the ref got snubbed in the handshake line. If only Iker Casillas could make saves like this one, then maybe he would still be smiling.
George "No Show" Jones and The Most Nineties Video You'll See Today

George “No Show” Jones and The Most Nineties Video You’ll See Today

George Jones was one of a kind. He earned his nickname “No Show Jones” exactly the way you would expect — by not showing up to gigs because he was either blackout drunk, philandering, or both. This video of a performance in Knoxville, Tennessee — long after George had given up the bottle — is...
This Broncos Fan Is Here To Remind Us Of His Team's Torturous History, and That Chumbawamba Once Existed

This Broncos Fan Is Here To Remind Us Of His Team’s Torturous History, and That Chumbawamba Once Existed

Lest we forgot just how miserable it is to be a Broncos fan — for Christ’s sake, they’ve only won two Super Bowls in the last sixteen years — this drunk guy is here to remind us: Wait, did I hear him correctly? He had to put up with Tim Tebow, Kyle Orton, and Jake...
Florida Georgia Line's "Cruise" Has Its Own Wikipedia Page, So Let's Read It Now

Florida Georgia Line’s “Cruise” Has Its Own Wikipedia Page, So Let’s Read It Now

It would not be entirely false to say that this blog would not exist without the hottest radio country jam ever recorded. I will spare you the details, but let’s just say Lil’ Roro and Ricky Automatic did most of their man-bonding to a Cruise-themed soundtrack. And when I say “Cruise-themed soundtrack” what I mean...
You Might As Well Be Watching John Berry's Music Video, "Kiss Me In The Car"

You Might As Well Be Watching John Berry’s Music Video, “Kiss Me In The Car”

KISS HIM IN THE CAR. DO IT NOW. It’s just an innocent kiss, with zero expectations of sex. KISS HIM IN THE CAR. PLEASE? Is that Courteney Cox? Serious question, though. KISS HIM IN THE CAR, COURTENEY. YOUR NAME IS SPELLED WEIRD AND I JUST LEARNED THAT VIA GOOGLE. Why are the kids so involved...
This 1999 Music Video Tribute to Vladimir Guerrero Is Flawless

This 1999 Music Video Tribute to Vladimir Guerrero Is Flawless

For quite some time now, I have been searching for a video of a Vladimir Guerrero walk-off home run from 2002. He hit it off of Curt Schilling in a game that was tied at 1. Why? I was at the game, and standing alone at the top of the stairs in the shot where...
Indians Fan Snags Scorcher, Exclaims, "Fuckin' A!"

Indians Fan Snags Scorcher, Exclaims, “Fuckin’ A!”

If the Indians’ poor defense needs some inspiration, they needn’t look far — tonight, one of their fans made the Progressive Field Grab of the Year: We  could all be politically correct and pretend that it is insignificant that the fan is old enough to be a grandmother, and short enough to make Jose Altuve...
Watch Yan Gomes Throw Out Base-Runners Foolishly Trying To Steal Bases

Watch Yan Gomes Throw Out Base-Runners Foolishly Trying To Steal Bases

Yan Gomes, this Brian McKnight song is dedicated to you. 1. You’re like a dream come true. 2. I only want to be with you. 3. (Yan) it’s plain to see, you’re the only one for me. 4. Repeat steps one through three. 5. Make you fall in love with me. And, Yan Gomes, if...
David Huff Does Some Crazy Shit, Prompting David Cone to Say Some Crazy Shit

David Huff Does Some Crazy Shit, Prompting David Cone to Say Some Crazy Shit

David Huff is a former Indian. I can tell you from experience, he is a World Class Clown. It is lefties like him that make righties like us really hate our parents for not forcing us to throw left-handed from the moment we were born. I will never make this mistake as a parent. David Huff’s...
Neither "Breaking Bad," Nor the Cleveland Indians Will Be Playing In October

Neither “Breaking Bad,” Nor the Cleveland Indians Will Be Playing In October

Warning: this may contain spoilers about how the Indians season ends up.  As AMC’s Breaking Bad mercifully draws near its inevitably tragic ending, the Indians do the same. In fact, both seasons are scheduled to end on Sunday, September 29th. This cannot be a coincidence. Depending on the day, the Indians remind me of several different...