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"American Ride" by Toby Keith Is So Damn Confusing

“American Ride” by Toby Keith Is So Damn Confusing

I just have no idea where to start with “American Ride.” I’ve spent weeks — months, years — listening to this song and wondering what the fuck it is getting at.¬†From what I gather, it is basically Toby Keith taking shits on every one and everything that has ever been associated with America prior to...
Yoenis Cespedes Did That Thing Again (Commits Error, Scores Outfield Assist)

Yoenis Cespedes Did That Thing Again (Commits Error, Scores Outfield Assist)

As has been highlighted on this blog more than once, Yoenis Cespedes loves to blow routine plays and turn them into something spectacular. The first two such occasions involved Cespedes tip-toeing after a ball as though he were avoiding waking it from slumber, letting it roll by him and then chasing after it, picking it up...
The Cleveland Indians Can't Play Defense And It's Costing Them Games

The Cleveland Indians Can’t Play Defense And It’s Costing Them Games

Last week was the best of the Indians season, as they swept the Tigers and won back-to-back 13-inning games. They went on to split with the Orioles at Camden Yards. That stretch obscured what has become increasingly obvious over the first seven weeks of the season: the Tribe’s defense is all kinds of inept. According...
Conference Tournaments in College Basketball Are The Worst

Conference Tournaments in College Basketball Are The Worst

In what feels like an annual rite of spring, this past Sunday night I found myself listening to the University of Vermont men’s basketball team blowing their chances to get to the NCAA tournament to a lesser Albany team (this has happened four times in eight years). Though Vermont has been to the NCAA tournament...