It’s a good thing Chris Perez “wasn’t looking for results” tonight, because he didn’t get any good ones. In a Double-A rehab assignment today, the Trenton Thunder lit up Perez like a joint, and smoked his pitches out. The “results” were about as ugly as Perez himself: 1 IP, 3 HR, 1 HBP 5 H, 5 ER, with exactly 0 cool points, securing his spot atop the list of The Clown Show’s favorite clowns.

As exciting as Perez’s outing for the Akron Aeros was, Akron Beacon Journal writer Ryan Lewis’ twitter feed was even more action-packed. Here are some highlights:

 

 

The way Lewis tells it, it seems like it all happened pretty friggin’ quick. And, for the record, those are just 3 of the sixteen tweets Lewis submitted during Perez’s 1 inning of work.

Perez was scheduled to rejoin the Tribe on Friday. Hopefully this is the first step toward Perez being permanently voted off the island.