As you may have gathered from the title, Emmanuel Sanders was knocked into another dimension today. To add insult to injury, a ref’s hat subsequently fell on Sanders’ balls. And then the ref picked up the hat and everybody walked away to let Sanders die in peace.

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Serious question: are we sure he is alive though? Like, is this just a different way of saying, “Emmanuel Sanders died on the football field today and he probably had a concussion, too, so fuck it, this is our tweet on his ‘status'”.

This entry is also my excuse to direct you toward a classic Clown Show post of mine, “Dead On The Football Field,” in which I unapologetically declare my love for watching people get knocked unconsciousness, and how that is a huge reason I love football the way I do, even though that ultimately makes me feel like kind of a shitty person.

FOOTBALL.