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Come on, Facebook. You can’t possibly believe I’m interested in a Peyton Hillis Browns jersey. I’m just going to click this link, though, see what… wait, they are $19.99?! Goddammit, Facebook.

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That baby is going to look so good, sitting in the closet right next to my Johnny Football jersey. Especially in two years, when Johnny Football is in rehab and Peyton Hillis is still running downhill in all the wrong ways.

Goddammit, Facebook.


Please note: if you really think I spent twenty dollars on a Peyton Hillis jersey, go fuck yourself.