If the Indians’ poor defense needs some inspiration, they needn’t look far — tonight, one of their fans made the Progressive Field Grab of the Year:

We  could all be politically correct and pretend that it is insignificant that the fan is old enough to be a grandmother, and short enough to make Jose Altuve blush. Or we could be real people and embrace the fact that this older woman just made a catch most of us would not make if we were given several opportunities.

And let’s definitely go back and watch that clip again. Right at the :20 mark, we cut from the replay to live television. I am no lip reader, but she is looking at her cell phone, mouthing, “Fuckin’ A.” Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong.

Fuckin’ A, Grandma. Fuckin’ A.