Johnny Manziel. Johnny Football. Johnny Money. Johnny Cash. Johnny Stacks. Johnny Drunk-guy. Johnny Hero. Johnny Cleveland. Johnny “I-Can’t-Hear-You-There-Is-Too-Much-Money-In-My-Fucking-Hand”:

Anything Johnny Football does in this video is obviously money, but his friends are the real heroes: echoing his thoughts, laughing, and generally making JFF feel like everything he does is Heisman-worthy. They are our insight into how we would act around the most famous NFL player to never have taken an NFL snap.

Johnny. Fucking. Football.

I can’t wait to watch the Browns go 5-11 this year.