So I was in a produce store this morning and a dude was wearing a Lakers jersey, #52. The name on the back was “Walker.” Being a person that is afflicted by the chronic disease known as “I just gotta know sports facts, man,” I took a picture of his jersey and then Googled it when I got home (I’m not that into googling stuff on my phone. It takes too long and you look stupid in public. [Every one that spends time with me just laughed because that isn’t true]).

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So anyway, the jersey in question was that of Samaki Walker. I will admit that this rang no bells. So I read his Wikipedia page.

There’s a sentence in here that is not like the others:

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Mike Diggins does not appear to be a former college basketball player at Marquette, so I guess we must assume that some guy got dunked on by Samaki Walker and really wanted the world to know about it? And I get that. I would, too.

Here’s to you, Mike Diggins.