Folks I hope you weren’t in bed like a normal human being at 2 a.m. last night, because you would’ve missed Teddy Atlas and Stephen A. Smith having a largely unitelligible disagreement about… hamburgers, I think?

I have no idea who Teddy Atlas is but according to Wikipedia he did time at Rikers Island for participating in an armed robbery. I bet he would go back to Rikers any day before participating in live television with Stephen A. Smith ever again and I can’t blame him.

The best part is the end, wherein it appears Teddy briefly sees his life flash before his eyes. Another man, murdered by Stephen A. Smith.

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The moral of the story is that Stephen A. Smith will kill us all, as he’s been trying to do for years.