“HEY WATCH ME JUMP OVER THAT GUY,” says Troy Polamalu.

Troy Polamalu #1

Well, this is awkward.

What do we think Polamalu’s batting average is on these plays? .300? They called “encroachment” on him here — obviously — but shouldn’t this be a personal foul as well? I mean, if that isn’t a reckless hit on a(n Ivy League) quarterback, I don’t know what is.

Don’t worry, though: ESPN replayed it three times and slobbered all over his Hawaiian SamoanĀ dong because Troy Polamalu used to be a pretty good safety and his hair is cool.

Also, fuck this:

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THAT’S NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR, GOOGLE.

You’re just like all the rest of them. I hate it.