Charlie’s picks in bold.

Nick’s (lesser) picks in italics.

Browns vs. Falcons (-3, 47), 1 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: Matty’s Nice while the North is Ice and The Real JJ/Roddy score Thrice

Titans vs. Eagles (-11, 48.5), 1 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: Mark Leaves His all over Tennessee’s Touche

Lions vs. Patriots (-7, 48), 1 p.m. ET, FOX

NB: Pats Punt Spunky Cat Pack Back to Barry’s/Fontes’ Days

Packers (-8.5, 48.5) vs. Vikings, 1 p.m. ET, FOX

NB: ‘Dis Counts as a Double Check, Zygi, for Pussy-Footing Peterson, Punk – Bay’s Greener and Meaner

Jaguars vs. Colts (-14, 50.5), 1 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: Luck Plays Pretty – Unfortunately his Face Can’t Follow Suit

Bengals vs. Texans (-2, 43.5), 1 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: JJ Asks “Watt was Swayze Thinking?” as Dalton Drops Double Deuce in the Land of Fat

Bucs vs. Bears (-5.5, 46.5), 1 p.m. ET, FOX

NB: Cutler Sucks but Bucs Badder, Battered

Cardinals vs. Seahawks (-7, 41), 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

NB: Pistol Pete Brings NW Heat That’s Not Dry – Cards Shard and 12th Men Protect That House

Rams vs. Chargers (-5, 43.5), 4:05 p.m. ET, FOX

NB: Hate This Pick Almost as Much as Rivers Rhythm but Rams Keep Rolling Thanks to Dropping Sam’s Curse

Dolphins vs. Broncos (-7, 48), 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: Tannehill Swills Mile High’s Must, Gets Lusty for Snacks, Sad Sacks and Snoozes

Redskins vs. 49ers (-9, 44), 4:25 p.m. ET, CBS

NB: Harbaugh for President – Also, This is the Best New Yorker Cover Ever This Week

Cowboys (-3.5, 47.5) vs. Giants, 8:30 p.m. ET, NBC

NB: Coughlin Collapses Romo’s Young Lungs With Back Against Wall (Per Usual)

Jets vs. Bills (-4.5)

NB: Vick’s Sick in Motor City as Bills’ Balls Blue

Ravens vs. Saints (-3)

NB: Ravens Rattled as Dome Patrol Controls Home and Brees Busts B’s D’s Knees